Thursday, August 11, 2005

Liquid ASS

Liquid ASS is like nothing you have ever seen or smelled. This unique nasty odor in liquid form will produce results that will keep you laughing for hours. This stuff is awful! Since it is in liquid form, you can apply it undetected for a long-lasting effect indoors. Sit back and watch people’s reactions to this liquified horror. You will not be able to suppress laughter as the victims discuss in earnest what that repulsive odor is.

Latest feedback: "I squirted the whole bottle at once with a 30 ft stream down the hallway and it smelled like someone died!!! No words explain how bad it is. It cleared out the whole building. I mean the WHOLE BUILDING and the smell went around the block!!! It still smells so bad now that it is baking in the summer night's heat. It is now between a dead fish smell and a dead body that took a massive shit. It has lasted 8 hrs so far and still going. The fire dept came over and went in every room and floor because they really thought someone died!!!! I can't explain the smell and the reactions, but you will be assured that I will be buying more next week!! Man, that is some stinky shit. WOW." -- ERZ, INC.
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