advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys
are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain
out of Texas, put him in the White House for four
years, and now half the country is looking for work."
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