About the Fence world cup

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?.

He says, "Well, actually the seat belongs to my wife, but she passed away. This is the first final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take a seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."